Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Ebola

THE GAME.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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