- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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