- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

all jokes aside...

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Ain't idn't a word.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Your mom went to college

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Feminism.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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