Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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