- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A russian gives away vodka.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

masturbating on a tarc bus

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What is your bill about? Clinton

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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