Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

And Stephen Hawking said.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

ecks! why zee?

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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