- Anti Joke

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

You bumder!

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why did? Yes