- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

That is so fetch

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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