- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

your moms my other ride

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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