Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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