- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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