- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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