- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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field day?

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

jibby jobby

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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