What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

I like the color potato.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

The Big Band Theory

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...