there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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The Joke Below

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I regret everything.....

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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I hate blackniggers

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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VAL SUCKS

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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