How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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