Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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