- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Who is John Galt?

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Stop Spam Read Books

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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