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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A car walks into a bar.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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