what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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