- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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