roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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