- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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