1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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