Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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