- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

what are three short words? i a am

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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