What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Tucker Rivera

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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tim has no humor

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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