- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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