- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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