Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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a man walked into a bar....

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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John Cena

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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