- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

tim has no humor

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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