When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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seek beauty

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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