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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

I once did something.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

KONY 2012

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Vagina.