- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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