- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

It says so on your cap.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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