Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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