- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What did the fish say after he

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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