knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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q

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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