- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

a blond girl walks into a bar

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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