- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

Jesus was born and rased a jew

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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