- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What's big and long? My dick.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

2 + 2 = fish

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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