- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Amazing

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

WILLY

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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