Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Praise Paisley

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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