Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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