what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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