- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Tommy got neutered.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

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