WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Amazing

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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