What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What's your guys names?

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Arrow in the Knee!

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nickel back

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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