- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

A seal walks into a club.

What's big and long? My dick.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

2 + 2 = fish

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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