Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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seek beauty

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Refrigerator

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Cancer.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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Women's Rights

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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