A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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flavin's head

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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black chicken. kfc

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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