- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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