- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

It says so on your cap.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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