- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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