What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock! Come in..

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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