why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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I'm hungry.

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Anti Joke

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