How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

tim has no humor

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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