Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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