Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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