- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

destiny

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

I like the color potato.

mexicans fishing

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.