Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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