- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Urban ghettos

Man U

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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