Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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