Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

FUCK THE JEWS

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

seek beauty

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

a person who will soon die of beeties

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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