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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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