Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

I have an erection My mom!

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

the economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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