- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

a person who will soon die of beeties

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

seek beauty

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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