- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

an athiest walks into a church

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What do black people eat? Food.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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