Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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