Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Do you love me? No.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

a seal walks into a club.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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