How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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jibby jobby

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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what?

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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