Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Im black

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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