A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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what?

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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KOOKABURRA

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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