- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

knock knock who's there? faith

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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