Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

You're tall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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