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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Two planes walk into an office building

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