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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A paralysed man falls over.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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