- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Yanter, Look it up

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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